Have fun scrolling around and procrastinating, everyone.

  • phil: dan is actually very good at piano. im nowhere near as good as dan.
  • dan: phil is truly underrated.
  • me: *fangirl sobbing*



The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.